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And we're back for another installment of 'Dating Chronicles'! Here's another glimpse into the messages (sometimes sweet, most times crazy) I receive while on this online dating journey. I keep telling myself that I'm going to deactivate my account but then I come across nice guys like the one I'm talking to now (not the one I'm writing this post about) and I decide to leave it up just a little bit longer.Today's post is brought to you by the letter 'G' for Grammar. (Screenames have been removed to protect the not so innocent.)
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I should've taken it as a sign that we're a 0% match. That means that he doesn't have anything filled in on his profile. I usually don't respond to guys who don't have anything on their profile because it typically means they're just on the website to hook up. I shouldn't have responded to the first message, but I had to after I saw how bad it was.
Note to any of my future suitors out there, don't give me a backhanded compliment and expect me to take it well. Don't approach me with you're cute for a black girl or you're cute for a bigger girl or anything of that nature. That won't get you anywhere with me.
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If he had something on his profile that indicated that English wasn't his first language then my response would've been slightly different, but once again nothing was there. Then this genius decided that he wanted to insult me. Really sir?! That's the route you want to take? Okay
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Needless to say our conversation ended there. I sent those screenshots to a few of my girls and we had a good laugh over it. My friend Megan put it best, that man will be forever alone with his foolishness!
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